Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
operation have a gay friend backfired
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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