Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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