Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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