omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
she pinky promised me she was 18
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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