About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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