my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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