The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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