so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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