idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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