Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Come on in and take your pants off
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