Swine flu. Run for my life!
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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