I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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