My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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