There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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