If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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