just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Operation Purity has been aborted
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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