i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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