as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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