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say what?
wanna hang out?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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