and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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