dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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