i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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