Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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