Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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