My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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