found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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