Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Dicks are not precious.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
