ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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