I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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