The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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