Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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