Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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