Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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