we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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