4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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