He is such a slut. More and more my type.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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