accomplished twins. life is a go
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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