I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Quick, to the slutcave!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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