Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
smell my finger.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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