You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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