well I can't set my house on fire every night
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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