She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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