its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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