That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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