I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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