we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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