Your mouth is God's brothel.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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