I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
