i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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