Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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