i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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