i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
