so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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