Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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