Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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