I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Randomize
