You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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