? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It's shark week go big or go home
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