My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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