"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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