Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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